meme | #002 -- absolute obedience ( do you do you want to )

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the ABSOLUTE OBEDIENCE MEME 1. Post with your character. 2. That character is compelled to follow the orders of anyone who replies. 3. Any orders. 4. Any orders. Meme Strategy: There's nothing in the rules about whether or not your character knows s/he must obey - as well, the other character might not know that s/he must be obeyed. Play it however you like. Don't like the orders you got? Not willing to have your character follow them, even if you've had a good time up to this point? Talk to the other player, use OOC notes or PMs, try and work it out. Got some stuff you'd never want to play out? Consider making a preferences post and linking to it when you reply here. Wanna give orders that people would love to follow? Give em context. Make it a story. Is this about revenge? Working out some personal issues? Too dumb to realize that the other guy has to do whatever your guy says?

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Maes Hughes | FullMetal Alchemist

[hosbeforebros]

[ Hardmode: tell him something other than to stop talking about Elicia... ]

[usedwaterpulse]

Taste test this for me? [ FIRST ATTEMPT AT COOKING OCEAN KUMQUATS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO TASTE JUST LIKE STEWED SEA PRUNES. HAVE FUN WITH THAT HUGHES. ]

[hosbeforebros]

[ Um... what... is that....?

... Popping one into mouth. Che-- Oh, hell no. He'd spit it out, but uh... UH... UUUUHHH...

Just gonna swallow this thing whole ]

Um... That was... interesting.

[usedwaterpulse]

[ OMG what

what are you doing?

... Unsure.

Unsure.

UNSURE. ] Maybe it needs more sea salt.

[hosbeforebros]

I... think it's got enough sea salt

[ It might just be pure sea salt or something... please don't add any more. ]

[determinator]

[Due to some awesome time-screwing, we're in the office today!]

I'm afraid you'll have to stay late today, sir. We're never going to finish these reports otherwise.

[It's not like you have a family to return home to or anything, after all~]

[hosbeforebros]

[ Normally he'd just say 'I'll do it tomorrow' or something, or give the work to Archer. But today, he's feeling... strangely agreeable? ]

You mean these? [ There's a pile he's put off for a week sitting on his desk ] Alright, lets get cracking on these, why don't we?

[determinator]

Of course.

[What else would he mean? He'll hold off on the biting sarcasm for now, though.]

I shouldn't have to remind you that the issue with Scar is the most important. You have prepared those files to present to the superiors, correct?

[...Who needs a planner when you have Archer? He'll just nag you until you get your work done!]

[hosbeforebros]

[ You've got to be specific, Archer, dear. Hughes has shirked so many responsibilities how can he know which ones you're referring to?

Scar... Scar... Ah! Yes, here are the files. He actually did these, for once. ]

All done! [ Pause. ] And what about the rest?

[ ... :| He has a wife for that, you know. ]

[determinator]

Excellent.

[He'll just take those, if you don't mind! Since these are to be presented to the superiors, you don't mind if he checks it over for inaccuracies, do you? Of course not! --Oh come on, Hughes, the grammar here is atrocious! Ugh, fine, he'll just go about fixing this as best he can for you.]

You need to complete these as soon as possible, sir. We have a lot of work to catch up on.

[Oh come on, women are useless though! What am I typing, goddamn, Archer.]

[hosbeforebros]

[ Hey, he went to military academy, okay? Not grammar school. Plus, that's what he has you for, isn't it? You're the one that's all good with words and stuff.

He might be grumbling a little at you. ]

Couldn't these wait until tomorrow? Elicia is waiting for me to get home!

[ .... Women aren't useless! They cook and clean and take care of beautiful babies! What am I typing... god, Hughes, stop being so heteronormative... ]