meme | #002 -- absolute obedience ( do you do you want to )

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the ABSOLUTE OBEDIENCE MEME 1. Post with your character. 2. That character is compelled to follow the orders of anyone who replies. 3. Any orders. 4. Any orders. Meme Strategy: There's nothing in the rules about whether or not your character knows s/he must obey - as well, the other character might not know that s/he must be obeyed. Play it however you like. Don't like the orders you got? Not willing to have your character follow them, even if you've had a good time up to this point? Talk to the other player, use OOC notes or PMs, try and work it out. Got some stuff you'd never want to play out? Consider making a preferences post and linking to it when you reply here. Wanna give orders that people would love to follow? Give em context. Make it a story. Is this about revenge? Working out some personal issues? Too dumb to realize that the other guy has to do whatever your guy says?

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[bethecoolkid]

[Of course! Because all the fun happens outdoors tending to weird gardens of stuff that really isn't necessary seeing as she has all those magic powers. God forbid she make things easy on him. And here he is, risking his cool factor to help her garden, only agreeing to these terms because they are terribly ironic and therefore okay.]

[So he shrugs and goes and gets her a drink, coming back out with a can of Faygo.]

[doghood]

Ehehe, thanks! It's like I'm really on butler island...

[ vegetables are cool too, gosh Dave. she pops open the can, but maybe John shook all the sodas in the house for a prank or something because it immediately overflows over her cupped hands ]

Oh nooooo Dave help!

[bethecoolkid]

Jegus, Jade!

[And...yeah, okay, that was probably all John, and part of Dave actually finds it kind of hilarious (not that he'd actually laugh), but the whole 'Dave help!' command? Kiiiiind of open ended...like, seriously Jade. What's that supposed to mean? Help me clean off my hands? Help me stop this from exploding? Help me drink all this Faygo? You gotta help a brother out here.]

[Oh well, too late. He kind of takes the can from her and chucks it somewhere else, where it can sputter and die off in a carbonated last-ditch effort for more laughs before spilling the rest of it's faygo life juice wherever it was Dave just threw it to.]

[But now Jade's without a drink. Again.]

I'll go get another one...

[doghood]

[ yeah, it was kind of a crappy command, but she doesn't actually know that the obeying status effect is even a thing yet. it is a little weird how Dave suddenly hurled the soda from her like it was some kind of venomous snake, though! and a little funny, but her concerns are elsewhere as she searches her pockets ]

No, I meant, the plants! They'll get sticky! I need a napkin or something...

[bethecoolkid]

[That's alright, Dave. You were totally wrong. But as long as you play it off like the cool kid you are, no one will notice. And now it a perfect chance to be ironic.]

Here.

[And suddenly he has his shirt stripped off without a single hair on his head misplaced. Yup. He's just that cool. And then he hands the shirt to Jade.]

I don't feel like going back inside and getting napkins, just use this.

[doghood]

[ ... okay she just stares at it for a moment but takes it anyway. your cool kid shenanigans sure are weird! ]

Ummmm... it'll probably get dirty, are you sure?

[ but she's already starting to wipe the leaves of the peas anyway, almost without realizing it ]

[bethecoolkid]

[He shrugs again. At least he still has his pockets to put his hands in and slouch in the coolest manner possible!]

I have others.

[doghood]

Yeah, but...

[ hmm, she doesn't know where Dave's closet is, but she does have access to her wardrobifier! Jade sparks a little with guardian energy, then warps one of her most adorable squiddle shirts into her hands ]

Here, you can wear this!

[bethecoolkid]

[The whole sort of warping thing Jade does is pretty...interesting. Kind of. He watches it turn into a shirt and then looks up at her when she holds it out to him. He just kind of...stares at it for a moment before he shrugs, takes it, and puts it on.]

[Why not? It's perfectly ironic.]

Better?

[doghood]

[ yay! she claps her hands together in glee, practically sparkling. just like in the animes! ]

Yeah, you look really cut--I mean, cool! Hehehe!

[bethecoolkid]

[He can pull off anything if it's ironic enough.]

I can be cute. I'm basically the mother fucking ambassador for Cool to the Land of Cute. They'll hold banquets in my honor to support the peace treaty I single-handedly create to bring an end to the devastating war between the two countries, and take Cute under the Cool wing.

[doghood]

Gosh, the Land of Cute? Dave why didn't you tell me about it, I've always wanted to visit!

[ she taps her cheek in playful thoughtfulness ]

I don't know, though, I feel like you not cute enough for the position yet...

[bethecoolkid]

The Land of Cute has been suffering recently and needed to lay low.

[He holds out his arms.]

I'm the epitome of cute. My cute has come to define cute across nations. What more could I need?

[doghood]

Weeeell... I have an idea!

[ she pulls out her pictionary modus, draws something on it, and checks its code before lass scamperin' off to the alchemiter. who even knows what for though! ]

[bethecoolkid]

[Dave's interest has more to do with the 'oh god what next' than the 'ohhhhhhhh I'm curious', but his coolkid face remains stoic as he follows her to...wherever it is she's going.]

[doghood]

[ she takes the item that appears on the platform and puts it on your head. perfect!! ]

There, now you're cute enough. Also, we match!