meme | #002 -- absolute obedience ( do you do you want to )

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the ABSOLUTE OBEDIENCE MEME 1. Post with your character. 2. That character is compelled to follow the orders of anyone who replies. 3. Any orders. 4. Any orders. Meme Strategy: There's nothing in the rules about whether or not your character knows s/he must obey - as well, the other character might not know that s/he must be obeyed. Play it however you like. Don't like the orders you got? Not willing to have your character follow them, even if you've had a good time up to this point? Talk to the other player, use OOC notes or PMs, try and work it out. Got some stuff you'd never want to play out? Consider making a preferences post and linking to it when you reply here. Wanna give orders that people would love to follow? Give em context. Make it a story. Is this about revenge? Working out some personal issues? Too dumb to realize that the other guy has to do whatever your guy says?

meme from memebells@lj.

Comments

[the_new_sexy]

A retort worthy of a primary school student.

You are supposed to do what I say, aren't you? Even for an overactive feminist vegetarian with a particularly sick one-eyed cat, you do know how to follow the rules of the game.

[britta_ftw]

[SAY WHA--? Even being friends with Abed hasn't prepared her for something like this.]

What -- what game? What are you talking about? [That may have come out as a screech.]

[the_new_sexy]

[Sherlock's face when= :|]

I'm assuming you don't know how this works. All right. Let me explain it to you, and I'll make sure to use little words so that you're not too thrown off. I tell you what to do and you do it, because otherwise I'm going to go underneath that table, find the paintball guns hidden there, and begin shooting shapes into the wall behind you because I am just. That. Bored.

[britta_ftw]

But, how, what... [She lets out a defeated sigh and stops talking. BUT THAT'S ONLY TO THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER TO SAY.]

[the_new_sexy]

Pick one question and stick with it, otherwise your train of thoughts is likely to derail.

[Thinks about it]

Though, considering it's you, it's likely a very small train with a very unstable track.

[britta_ftw]

[One question then. Better take the route the Inspector did in the 2007 Christmas special.] Okay, so I've come to the conclusion that you're a complete and utter jag. Now being the bored jag, you're going to play this... game to distract you. But, how is this game going to entertain you if I refuse to play?

[the_new_sexy]

A complete and utter what?

[britta_ftw]

Jackass!

[the_new_sexy]

Not the most original of observations.

[britta_ftw]

[THIS. THIS IS THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T CARE.] Clearly, people don't say it to you often enough.

[the_new_sexy]

No, I think they do.

Normally I can tell, but exactly how many cats do you own?

[britta_ftw]

[She lets out a sigh and massages her temple.] One. I got the one cat.

[the_new_sexy]

Do you just let it assault your legs?

[britta_ftw]

Well, he just has the one eye, so yeah sometimes he mistakes my legs for his scratching post, but it's no biggie. Why are you asking? [And is she going to regret telling you?]

[the_new_sexy]

And I suppose that's why you've been crocheting it an eyepatch.

[britta_ftw]

[She lifts up a multi-coloured, half-finished, tiny eyepatch for Sherlock to see.] A monocle would just be pretentious, y'know.

[the_new_sexy]

Clearly.

[expression = :|]

I suppose we can put you at a first-year crocheting student.

[britta_ftw]

No, psychology student. [SHE'S GOING TO BECOME A THERAPIST :DDDD]

[the_new_sexy]

Fitting.

[britta_ftw]

Oh yeah, fitting isn't it? Is there anything more abuse you'd like to throw at me?

[the_new_sexy]

If you consider the truth about yourself to be abuse, you might want to look back at those textbooks of yours.

[britta_ftw]

Oh, why don't you shut up. [Clearly, this guy is flustering her too much for her to shoot back her normally witty comebacks.]

[the_new_sexy]

Because if someone is going to say something intelligent, it's going to have to be me.

[britta_ftw]

Why do we have to talk at all? [Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.]

[the_new_sexy]

We don't. You could just leave. Silence would be brilliant right now.