meme #004 | slow-dancing ( think outside the boxstep )

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slow dancing ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme → COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE. → PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND GO FOR IT. → PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY. ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the deal FORMAL OR INFORMAL, WITH MUSIC OR WITHOUT, YOU COULD BE AT A GLAMOUROUS GALA WHILE A SINGER CROONS SOFTLY OR IN THE SILENCE OF YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM. WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU HAVE THE URGE TO DANCE. DID YOU ASK YOUR PARTNER OR DID THEY ASK YOU? HAVE YOU GOT TWO LEFT FEET OR IS THE VIENNESE WALTZ YOUR JAM? IT COULD BE AWKWARD, IT COULD BE ROMANTIC. EITHER WAY IT'S CUTE AS HELL.

Comments

[fe_male]

I remain not-entirely convinced of about half that term. You seem a bit like a consistent 'thirty year old in a girl-suit'.

[theagent]

You're right, I'm hardly a child anymore. [ She is also a little over thirty, but he doesn't need to know that. ]

[fe_male]

Well, I meant like, 'always had been', but sure, we can go that way with it. It was vaguely worded so that's my fault.

[theagent]

I was hardly born with a suit on.

[fe_male]

Birthday counts.

[theagent]

[ She's just going to roll her eyes. ]

Mr Stark, you had better not imagine me in my birthday suit.

[fe_male]

[ Grin. ] Op. Well, too bad, now you're said it, the mental image is right there. Bare-bottomed and beautiful. You were apparently a cuddly baby.

[theagent]

[ Of course. Of course.

Witness this rather impressive feat of eyerolling, right here. ]

You would think that.

[fe_male]

And just did, in fact. And then told you about it. And then you rolled your eyes so hard I'm sort of curious how they didn't break or something.

[theagent]

It's a skill.

[fe_male]

Can you roll anything else?

[theagent]

That's classified.

[fe_male]

Tease.

[theagent]

Not at all, Mr Stark. [ Yes, she is. Sometimes. ]

[fe_male]

Is that 'No, I'm not a tease', or 'Don't mention it; I enjoy it so it's free of charge and no taxpayers are suffering'?

[theagent]

I'm not, and no taxpayers suffered.

[fe_male]

Taxpayers always suffer. And incidentally non-taxpayers tend to as well, but it takes longer and then it's all at once.

[theagent]

Not usually because of me.

[fe_male]

It's okay; I'm here if you need someone to talk to about the guilt.

[theagent]

Yes, Stark, please let me unload my non-existent personal problems on you.

[fe_male]

Really? That sounds incredibly easy, then. Do I get points for being available outside of regular consulting hours?

[theagent]

Since it's not actually happening, I don't think so.

[fe_male]

You are seriously the least... fun, person. I mean, you're not, but you totally are. I don't get it.

[theagent]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[fe_male]

I guess it could be one. It certainly makes you very special at any rate.