[And...yeah, okay, that was probably all John, and part of Dave actually finds it kind of hilarious (not that he'd actually laugh), but the whole 'Dave help!' command? Kiiiiind of open ended...like, seriously Jade. What's that supposed to mean? Help me clean off my hands? Help me stop this from exploding? Help me drink all this Faygo? You gotta help a brother out here.]
[Oh well, too late. He kind of takes the can from her and chucks it somewhere else, where it can sputter and die off in a carbonated last-ditch effort for more laughs before spilling the rest of it's faygo life juice wherever it was Dave just threw it to.]
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[And...yeah, okay, that was probably all John, and part of Dave actually finds it kind of hilarious (not that he'd actually laugh), but the whole 'Dave help!' command? Kiiiiind of open ended...like, seriously Jade. What's that supposed to mean? Help me clean off my hands? Help me stop this from exploding? Help me drink all this Faygo? You gotta help a brother out here.]
[Oh well, too late. He kind of takes the can from her and chucks it somewhere else, where it can sputter and die off in a carbonated last-ditch effort for more laughs before spilling the rest of it's faygo life juice wherever it was Dave just threw it to.]
[But now Jade's without a drink. Again.]
I'll go get another one...