( she can't trust him. okay, having her back against hordes of the undead aside. she can't trust him with the other stuff. it sounds to him like pretty much: it's not you, it's me. and when is that ever the fucking truth. )

Are you bullshitting me?

( does he sound a little impressed even? )

You're telling me your trust issues are so bad you're going to throw yourself into a zombie apocalypse.