[Oops. Dave is visibly upset. He obviously fucked up somewhere in this conversation. Was the kid seriously that scared of this stupid movie?

It was time to take charge and play parent. In the most nonchalant manner possible, of course.]

Oh no, you caught my interest at "horror", "slasher", and "porno". [He closes his laptop and drops it onto a nearby table; his blogs can wait.] Mind if I watch it with you? Let's see if my psyche can withstand this monster of a movie.