Honestly, I had no fucking clue what I just watched. It was like intense horror meet intense slasher meet intense porno [Which was not part of the fucking deal. He was told this was just some crazy fucking horror thriller movie god damn it.] had a fucking threesome and made some crazy fucking baby together. I'm pretty sure there were some other elements involved, but I think the first three genres summed up this movie pretty fucking good.

[A short pause.] Yeah, I fucking lost my shit. If you were wondering why you heard some ridiculously stupid crash, it's because John thought it would be funny to send me some ridiculous prank of a gif right after I finished watching it.