[ Howl is getting the most deadeyed look to enjoy while Claire processes this sudden interruption to his evening of failed marriage proposals.
There's a chance he could extort some cash from this. Is this guy willing to pay to have him play along? Or would that be taking advantage of someone obviously in dire trouble... Maybe he doesn't need remuneration for this insult. As luck would have it the guy is slight and coiffed enough to pass for a girl from behind (and even at certain angles from the front). However he's also wearing (worryingly tight) pants which kind of undermine the chances of anyone thinking a beautiful girl just grabbed him.
After several long seconds of frosty deliberation Claire smiles and takes hold of Howl's hand. Mercy is the reserve of the strong - and if this gets any weirder he'll just scalp this guy and sell his hair for wigs. ] Well, since you said please...
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There's a chance he could extort some cash from this. Is this guy willing to pay to have him play along? Or would that be taking advantage of someone obviously in dire trouble... Maybe he doesn't need remuneration for this insult. As luck would have it the guy is slight and coiffed enough to pass for a girl from behind (and even at certain angles from the front). However he's also wearing (worryingly tight) pants which kind of undermine the chances of anyone thinking a beautiful girl just grabbed him.
After several long seconds of frosty deliberation Claire smiles and takes hold of Howl's hand. Mercy is the reserve of the strong - and if this gets any weirder he'll just scalp this guy and sell his hair for wigs. ] Well, since you said please...