If you give me a book I could perhaps act the part, I've nothing in mind, to be quite honest with you. Or...

[He releases her, walking backwards towards the window while glancing at the clock.]

Or maybe another time--Dio mio, I'm so very late I--

[He turns around to step up but instead trips forward and upends himself over the sill of the large window, head first with a very convincing yell.]