[ Bruce would probably have argued more against Tony's idea for an Avengers-hosted gala for whichever benefit or charity, but he'd thought there was no way that Fury or Coulson or Hill would give the green light. Impossible. Never gonna happen.
...Aha.
As it is, he's in a tailored suit (how Tony knew his measurements he doesn't even want to know) and looking like someone who's never really worn one before. Spoilers: he hasn't. The only reason he's not trying to readjust everything now is because Pepper gave him such a disapproving glare the first dozen times. So he will just say nothing and hang out by the punch bowl and hope nobody notices him and like. Talks to him. ]
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...Aha.
As it is, he's in a tailored suit (how Tony knew his measurements he doesn't even want to know) and looking like someone who's never really worn one before. Spoilers: he hasn't. The only reason he's not trying to readjust everything now is because Pepper gave him such a disapproving glare the first dozen times. So he will just say nothing and hang out by the punch bowl and hope nobody notices him and like. Talks to him. ]